poprocks

The other day I bought some candy I have never seen, and since it's frowned upon to eat while walking, I just shoved a handful in my mouth. Wow, Poprocks! At a store I pass, a lady is handing out a mini cup with a sample drink. Of course I take it. "Wait, I need the cup," she says in Japanese. It's burning hot, and I have to stand there drinking it and curtly answering her questions in Japanese, and every time I open my mouth it sounds like a damn machine gun. Judging by the slight terror on her face, she never had poprocks.